February 2012
65 posts
I hate when I hate everyone.
oops
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Can I get out of my band class please? We do nothing and I am going crazy. We haven’t been addressed as a class, much less taught, since December.
Reblog if you love Ellen Degeneres:
heatherhasbigtits:
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The only person I know whose life should be a movie is Aisha. And I can’t wait for it.
Tumbling from my phone because we do nothing in band. I don’t know why I’m here.
My little sister: What do you need to make a baby?
Mom: Well...
Me: The cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold.
Mom: I can't wait til you have kids
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“Basque is hella hipster”
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SO ACCURATE
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
Reblog if you love Tumblr.
infinityyx3:
HOLY SHIT Look the notes.
If you don’t reblog this, then why are you even here!?
I really really really don't like his friends
and I don’t give two fucks if they like me or not.
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peeta: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO BAKE SOME BUNS
katniss: HUH
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES, WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
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Interscope: Okay Gaga, Lana's album came out and Madonna did her Super Bowl thing, so you can come out of hiding.
Lady Gaga: New stage, monster pit, Jo Calderone film, tour dates.
I am so glad that all those basic bitches
from my facebook don’t know about my tumblr.
I would cry.
Reblog if you have a beautiful best friend.
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tmi tuesday bby
hit me with your best shot
basil-brush asked: you know your blog is successful when you make your landmarks about porn. I salute you sir.
My 2000th post was about porn.
Success.
tbqh
it’s always a good day when there’s porn on my dash
inhalayexhala:
Tú me diste aire cuando
el gran mar me llevó.
Tú me abriste los ojos
y me dijiste que ver.
Me recogiste del suelo
y me llevaste lejos.
No sé donde vamos pero
estoy seguro que estarás
alli.
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I think I would probably gain a lot of followers...
would this work for me or