Fact: Pansexuals are assigned one power exclusive only to them at birth. However, the more pansexuals are born, the more unique their powers get. It is rumoured that pansexual rapper Angel Haze, for instance, was given the power to rap exceptionally well, while Pete the Pansexual, who lives down the road, is just a really good parallel parker.
“Gnossienne”—n. a moment of awareness that someone you’ve known for years still has a private and mysterious inner life, and somewhere in the hallways of their personality is a door locked from the inside, a stairway leading to a wing of the house that you’ve never fully explored—an unfinished attic that will remain maddeningly unknowable to you, because ultimately neither of you has a map, or a master key, or any way of knowing exactly where you stand. (via burtreynoldsmustache)