fuck man can we do this one at a time ugh. Okay.
Craig. My father’s name. Well, there are plenty of stories to tell, I guess. My dad can be a real prick sometimes. He also has it in him to be an amazing person, you know? My grandmother is becoming kind of senile [which makes sense, she’s in her 70s]. She asked my father the same question [something along the lines of “How’s work going?] 3 or 4 times in the same evening, and he answered her every time without being rude or telling her she already asked that. It touched me.
Jim? I honestly can’t think of a single Jim I know.
Erica. This girl in my APUSH class. The absolute sweetest girl you will ever meet, honestly. She’s in theatre and she’s absolutely hilarious. She dresses kind of wacky and I love it. I don’t have any story to tell, but she’s just awesome.
MAYA. Let me tell you about Maya. One story in particular? We had English and social studies together freshmen year. Somehow, we came up with this inside joke where one day, one of us is gonna call the other one up and just say “Ready to rob that bank?” And we’ll know exactly what we mean. So. She’s a sweet girl.
Erin. This girl in WAVE. Super weird. The only thing I remember? A story about her making out with this other girl at our school and they’re both kind of unattractive :|
DEAN. Can I use Dean from Harry Potter or. One time, Dean was at the Battle of Hogwarts like MOTHERFUCKING BOSS.
I don’t know any Geralds.