March 2012
177 posts
“Our lesserjoke, who art in amhurst, hollowed be thy tumblr. Thy language come,...”
– the tumblr linguistic prayer aka praise be to lesserjoke. schwa be with you. (via sirmattypants)
I AM DEAD. I CAN’T
(via mapsofmymind)
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February 2012
84 posts
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I'll be honest
I still care about all the people that hate me.
So, hate away.
If it makes you happy, it makes me happy.
EDIT: ESPECIALLY MICHAEL
He isn’t talking to me, BUT, he is a finalist for what would be a full ride scholarship to his choice school.
I’M SO HAPPY :D
writing writing writing
feeling inspired.
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I will cut every bitch.
Anonymous asked: I will butt fuck you into the sun
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Anonymous asked: Post a picture of what you look like at this very moment
I may not be a bad guy, but that doesn't mean I'm...
sup bitches
so I previously was kind of upset that me and the guy I’ve been seeing/sleeping with whatever got into a fight and he’s not talking to me [i mean, it’s his crazy ass who started it so]
but yolo. so imma do me and he can do him and i ain’t even mad
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“No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.”
– Victor Hugo (via elige)
hey bitches
Aladdin is on. GOD. Jasmine is such a bro. These bitches just sang “A Whole New World.” Let’s be real, it was a whole new world.
And really, what is Aladdin doing with his life..? Like, I mean it’s nice that he’s wishing for things that should get him the girl, I guess that’s cool. But why not really take care of himself instead?
I can’t handle him. AND...
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
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I hate when I hate everyone.
oops
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Can I get out of my band class please? We do nothing and I am going crazy. We haven’t been addressed as a class, much less taught, since December.
Reblog if you love Ellen Degeneres:
heatherhasbigtits:
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The only person I know whose life should be a movie is Aisha. And I can’t wait for it.
Tumbling from my phone because we do nothing in band. I don’t know why I’m here.
My little sister: What do you need to make a baby?
Mom: Well...
Me: The cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold.
Mom: I can't wait til you have kids
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“Basque is hella hipster”
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SO ACCURATE
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
Reblog if you love Tumblr.
infinityyx3:
HOLY SHIT Look the notes.
If you don’t reblog this, then why are you even here!?
I really really really don't like his friends
and I don’t give two fucks if they like me or not.
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peeta: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO BAKE SOME BUNS
katniss: HUH
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES, WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?