Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
johanna: hey I just met you
johanna: and this is crazy
katniss: are you taking off-
johanna: but here are my bare breasts
johanna: so call me maybe
and then they live together
So ready to be a senior, though.
It justifies me being an asshole to EVERYONE on a regular basis. I mean, I do it already, but it makes it okay.
I feel like if I like enough of a guy’s photos on Facebook, he’ll get the hint.
Filling in for a piano player at a church. Having impure thoughts about the guitar player.
Trying to give the look to some waiter other than mine to see if he likes le dick.
I hate everyone.
What if every time I never believed a guy who told me he just wanted me to be happy he was actually being honest and that makes me a bad guy.
reblog if you stare at butts in public.
As long as I love you, I will hate you.
Reblog if you love and support the amazing Joshua...
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia it’s like postwar germany take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany
reblog if you'd give the person you reblogged this...
When a great accomplishment for Jackson turns into...
maybe I’m childish. maybe.
Girl: I hope they make a Hunger Games 2!